CLASSIFIED INTELLIGENCE
BRIEFING, MAY 31, 2008

Yesterday, in broad daylight, the Taylor brothers were quietly intercepted by operatives from the dark side as they did their homework in the public library. It was a quiet evening. The computers were not being used and were available for the taking. The brothers had no supervision. The operatives grinned as they planted illicit thoughts into the pliable minds of the two boys.
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At about 2100 hours yesterday, an explosion rocked the world of Thomas Lance, one of our long haul drivers, when a disoriented driver in a motor home cut him off in heavy traffic. Mr. Lance found himself enraged so much that he sped up and went around the motor home, swerving and cutting him off. The motor home rolled down a steep embankment. The driver has not yet recovered. Two dark figures were reportedly leaving the scene.

Watch your backs out there today.