What can you say about the “DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS”?

* It’s GREAT to be back to work!

* We can stop listening to Christmas Music and go back to the same old beer drinking, trailer stealing, bar hopping, divorce dealing, gutter girls and who done me wrong songs we so much love to hear!

* Huge sales on valuable stuff we forgot to buy last week!

* Standing in lines to return valuable stuff we got for Christmas presents!

* Saying goodbye to all the visiting relatives!

* Recovering from “O-D-ing” on Fudge, Peanut Brittle, sinfully chocolaty layered cakes, stacks of pies, brownies and sweets of all colors and flavors!

* Preparing for the annual New Year’s bash!

* Getting a head start on our New Year’s Resolution List!

* Dieting………seriously dieting!

* Trying to figure out how we’re going to pay for last week!

* Dreading the arrival of the 4th of July when they start playing Christmas Songs all over again!

Yes, it seems like it comes earlier and earlier every year. I dread to hear the first advertisement of the Christmas season when they start singing their products to the tune of Christmas Songs! Fortunately, there is much time to pass before we reach that day and it’s time to focus in other holiday directions!

But, it is UNFORTUNATE that much time will pass before we can get another paid holiday off! Valentine’s Day, for some reason, just can’t muster the clout needed to become a National Holiday! Totally a Bummer (to mix two generations of slang).

For now, all we can do is pray for a deep snow where everything closes down for a day or two!